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Peace and Quiet? Not Here.
Somewhere out there, silent nights exist. This household is not one of them. Between the kids, the dogs, the uncle who won't stop telling the same story, and whoever decided the Christmas playlist needed to be at full volume — quiet was never really on the table. And honestly? You wouldn't have it any other way. This tee is for the loud, the lively, and the ones who make the holidays actually worth remembering.
Makes a perfect gift for the life of the party, the holiday host who does it all, or anyone whose house is always the loudest on the block.
Comfort Colors 1717 Size Chart
Measurements in inches.
| Size |
Width |
Length |
Sleeve* |
| S |
18.25 |
26.62 |
16.25 |
| M |
20.25 |
28.00 |
17.75 |
| L |
22.00 |
29.37 |
19.00 |
| XL |
24.00 |
30.75 |
20.50 |
| 2XL |
26.00 |
31.62 |
21.75 |
| 3XL |
27.75 |
32.50 |
23.25 |
| 4XL |
29.75 |
33.50 |
24.63 |
*Sleeve length is measured from the center back. Size tolerance: 1.50 inches for all sizes.
From the Water to the Woods.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric
- Garment-dyed finish
- Relaxed fit and pre-shrunk fabric
- Seamless body with double-needle stitching
- Sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C / 90°F
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron or steam on low heat
- Do not dry clean
